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What a good day, a nice big dinner is almost finished, and I got a bunch of fun tinker toys.

Among them is a fucking tablet. A motherfucking god damn bitchin' ass tablet. I'm still getting used to it, but right now I want every motherfucker who said it wouldn't make me a better artist to go ahead and take that back. I've done a few tests showing a comparison of mouse and tablet drawings and guess which one is better. Tablet.
That means I'll soon enough stop doing a bunch of these so much and maybe start doing some of that original shit I've been bragging about for the past year or so. I've still got Dusk of the Madness but after that I think it might be it for me. Honestly animating Madness movies isn't as fun for me as it once was, but I'll still get that final madness zombie movie out on Madness day '10. I've also got a new project along the way, a silent comedy film thing about a talking/walking dildo named Charles who wants to be an underwear model but a Mexican assassin named Pedro and a Jewish guy named Oskar will do anything to stop him. I have no fucking clue when that will be coming out but it is coming.

Otherwise, I had a pretty neat X-mas. I got everything I asked for (which was only like 3 things) and I got some bonus stuff. I got Modern Warfare 2 for the 360 (great game), I got Stephen King's "IT" on DVD. Great movie but the ending sucks ass. I also got some new clothes and jeans which i've been desperately needing. I got a random clown mask and a gamestop gift-card. I also got an American Express gift-card. (One of those cards that you can spend practically ANYWHERE) I don't know how much money is on these cards but I'm sure it's enough.

So what did you guys get for X-Mas?
Oh also below is a little shit drawing i did in ms paint for this post. Mind you I just got the thing and I'm still getting used to it.

Have a merry one.

Meet your friendly neighborhood Deltizmo like you've never seen him before.
Have fun

EDIT: Just updated my website, stroll on over to the projects section for a bit of juicy love.

L4D2 is pretty damn great. Not only because of Ellis, or the charger, or the adrenaline, but the entire game is pretty awesome. Kinda sad though, it's just so much better than L4D 1. The original Left 4 Dead made killing the zombies into a chore (which it actually is), but in Left 4 Dead 2, killing zombies is just so beautiful. Limbs flying, chunks flying, strange brain and skull matter shit everywhere. Pretty damn great game. The campaigns are pretty damn cool too. I'd have to say that Dark Carnival is my favorite.

I'll be playing that for a good solid time. Single player or not, I'll be playing it. I play it on the 360 so if anyone wants my name on there you can either just guess it (it's really easy to guess) or you can ask me for it.

In other news. I'm going to be starting some new movies. No, not Madness movies, other stuff. I'll be reanimating my dreams. That's right. My dreams. Sometimes I have some pretty damn cool dreams (mostly about zombies and stuff) that would look fucking cool to animate. I'm still not sure how I'm going to animate them, but it won't be in Madness. Madness is fun to animate and all but I'd like to do some other stuff. I still have Dusk planned for September 2010, but as far as Madness goes, that's it.

I've also redesigned my page, as you can see. No point in advertising a movie that came out like 2 months ago. Those mutated and disfigured people you see in the banner were made by me and my new friend Photoshop. See if you can guess their names. They're all celebrities (except for the L4D2 clown and Pennywise the clown).

Oh p.s. fuck Twilight and every 12 through 16 year old girl who loves it and can't stop talking about Edward Cullin or whoever the fuck he is.

Preordering Left 4 Dead 2 was a great idea. The original Left 4 Dead is a great game, I believe that it's my most played 360 game at this point. There was already so much to do. When they announced L4D2, I was all like "what the fuck". After watching gameplay videos, I knew I had faith in this game. But even then, I still underestimated it.

The game is fucking fantastic. Even the two levels of limited weapons are still great. There were so many things I loved about it. I'll review it step by step.

The characters- Fresh new set of characters, they're all great, especially Ellis. Some of the dialogue is honestly not too great, but it's not like it ruins the game at all. Each character has a funny moment throughout the demo, whether it be Ellis taking an adrenaline shot or Nick getting shot, it's still pretty fun.

The gore- Perhaps my favorite part, I literally found myself gawking at some of the effects. The blood is absolutely beautiful. And the gibbing is just really fucking spectacular. Shoot them in the torso, you get a nice view of their guts. Shoot them in the jaw, get a blood drooling zombie rushing at you. Shoot them at the top of the head, get a nice little view of the skull. You can even put a hole straight through their face. BUT my favorite part: Shooting a zombie in the crotch with a rifle. Holy fucking shit, that's just great. You see a chunk come off of the zombie and then you see a trail of organs actually fall from his stomach. Now THAT is awesome.
I also found myself watching EVERY single pipebomb I through carefully. The new ragdoll system doesn't blow them into a random cloud of blood, it sends them flying and brutally blows large portions of their bodies off. Another thing I really liked was seeing charred and burnt zombies lying on the ground after a molotov. Very satisfying.

Next up- The weapons.
Not all weapons were included in the demo, I'm sure most, if not all guns were included. But we were treated to a nice collection of melee weapons. If I can remember correctly, we got the Machete, frying pan, guitar, and baton. Each of those weapons were very nicely done, I actually found myself using melee weapons much more than I originally thought I would. They're a good way to save ammo, plus they make beautiful sounds when crunching against heads.
I also REALLY liked the guns. The guns just felt better than any valve game I've played. I don't know if it was just the point of view, or the slight tweaks to recoil, but they felt great. Even the old Left 4 Dead weapons felt just as powerful. The auto shotguns have a bit more recoil now, so they both fire slightly less rapid. Good for versus. The new machine guns are fun as well, and of course, that new sniper is fucking awesome. I'm going to find myself using the snipers much more often now.

The new infected- The new infected are all pretty damn cool. Valve really did a good job at balancing them out so they don't seem too powerful or too weak. The Charger is probably my favorite. He's probably the rarest out of all of the infected, but whenever he does show up, it's a pretty great moment. Either he'll knock through all of us, which is cool to watch, or he'll just be downright hilarious and run into a wall by mistake. Spitter and Jockey prove to be a pretty deadly combo, I've actually been forced into walking right in the Spitter's spit shit stuff thing.

The levels, even though there were only two, they were awesome. The weapons aren't always together in a convenient pile, they're scattered about. In my opinion, I really like that. It just seemed to get a bit silly in L4D always finding one weapon with the others. The levels themselves were designed very nicely, and I really like the game in the daytime. Something about seeing the sun out and having a nice sunrise is just really satisfying. I also got to play through a rolling crescendo or what the fuck ever, and it was fun. It was the one where we had to open the door on the trailer and rush to the tower to shut off the alarm. It provided a new strategy rather than just sitting in a corner holding down the melee button. It was fun too. I actually found myself racing back and fourth from the tower seeing how long I could keep going.

tl;dr: Everything was great.

I can't wait for the 17th, this is going to be loads of fucking fun.

First there was the Dawn.
Then came Day..
And now comes......

That's right. A third. A third and final episode. I know there are a lot of people which despise the idea of another Madness movie. Well I really don't care what you say. I have to finish what I've started, and I'm not going to let the "originality police" chain me up and prevent me from making a movie.

No, this doesn't mean I'm going to keep making a bunch of Madness movies, this doesn't mean I'll be shitting out movies revolving around some pointless revenge plot where someone raids a building full of armed guards; This means that I'm making one last Madness movie.

Ah, anyway... For those who are excited about a third one, yes, there will be a third one on MD 2010. I'll give out more information on it later on.
And thanks to everyone for the awards and stuff, really, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

Today I am 15.

Coincidentally, today is also Death's birthday too, so congratulate him. He's also 15.

EDIT: I GOT TOM FULPS AUTOGRAPH OMG

signed on a check for $200.

Thanks NG, thanks reviewers, thanks staff, thanks Krinkels, THANKS! What will I be spending it on? Well, with my birthday money, I got FEAR 2 and Resident Evil 5 for the 360, as well as preordered L4D2. I also just got an additional $40, so with that I'm gonna buy a new boombox, then I'm gonna complete my Gorillaz collection by buying D-Sides. I may even take a trip to Barnes and Noble to get their book, Rise of the Ogre.

As for the Madness Day money... A used copy of GTAIV since my other one got fucked by the disc scratching error in the 360. Maybe some MSpoints, Bioshock, a new jacket, recharge kit for the 360, and maybe a dinner and a movie.

I'm not really that used to having this kind of money, so forgive me if I'm a horrible saver. Right now I'm just trying to buy everything that I wanted but never had the chance.

AND I ALSO GOT MONTHLY 4TH WHAT IN THE NAME OF

Sequel to last year's Dawn of the Madness, check it, yo

Again, a lengthy film, that's where that popcorn comes in handy.
I hope you enjoy it

Happy Madness Day everyone!

UPDATE: I read all of my reviews, comments, etc, but I'm far too lazy to respond to all of them. If you have a question that hasn't been answered, Check here

Sorry about this blog, I usually don't do this sorta thing but I want the release post to be my 100th post. No specific reason why, just because.

It is almost ten minutes long, like last time (9 minutes 26 seconds to be exact)

There are no special features, I know I promised them but I found them unnecessary. A f.a.q. isn't really needed, since people usually don't pay much attention and I usually always answer those questions in responses to reviews.

It's 12.4 MB, over the limit, but special thanks to Tom Fulp for being a pal and raising my limit <333333

I hope people will like it, there is a little bit less violence, but I have a big fight scene at the end. There is more story than there is violence, but I think that anyone who can go around a minute without seeing violence should be able to enjoy it.

It comes out on Madness Day 2009, which is about 2 days from now. In the mean time, I'm going to just hang around. I doubt that I'll work on h0w 2 anim8 maddnes 2, but whatever. Those collabs I joined, sorry, I don't think I'll be making anything.

I will see you all on September 22.... Until then, watch Dawn of the Madness to prepare yourself.

Now I just gotta prepare the .fla for being transferred to the laptop. I'm just gonna go back and break down any text so that it won't fuck up. Hopefully there won't be any problems. I'd have two days to fix them though, so everything should go fine.

Sorry about the previous posts, I just needed to get that out of my system. The post is pretty much expired now since she deleted the post, but whatever. Anyway...

Day of the Madness is going fine. I've ran out of ideas for this one scene but I'll think of something. Things are a lot different than they were last year. Last year I posted the occasional scene leak for you guys, but this time around, the movie is much more plot heavy. I wouldn't want to reveal any plot details. The only thing I could really do is supply you guys with some screenshots.

I plan to finish it within the next week (well I kinda have to) I'll probably finish it on the old shitty desktop and then put it on a flash drive or something and get it over on this laptop. I am not gonna be able to export that big mother fucker over on that computer. I'll just put it over here and hope nothing fucks up.

As we get closer to the release, I'll post another pre-upload post, just as I did last year