Okay, so if you've watched a really bad Madness movie, you probably also saw my long ass review that took up almost or even all of the space provided for reviewing. Big space right? Well even though a movie can still be only 2 seconds long, there is still nothing stopping me from writing a long review. First off, I go over the entire movie, every single scene, and I go into every last detail of what exactly it was that made me cringe. That takes up usually around half of the reviews, the next half would address to the author how he can get better, and ways he could stop polluting the website.
None of my Madness reviews have gotten deleted, simply because none break the rules. While they are EXTREMELY negative, none of them insult the author.. Unless of course the author is an ass who can't take criticism and takes it as an insult. The people need their Flash.exe deleted. Those people act like nothing is wrong with their movie and don't need any help. They are also severely wrong. Those people annoy me the most which then causes me to review it in an extra edgy way. Edgy as in I get really close to actually insulting the author.
Usually, for me to review a Madness movie, it has to qualify in the following ways
-Really badly animated, pointless, etc
-Author responds badly to negative reviews
-Overly high score/and or a bunch of idiots giving the movie 10's just because it's madness.
The people giving it overly high scores thing is also fucking annoying. Those people need to seriously stop fucking reviewing. If someone were to give a shitty Madness movie a ten, they give the author the impression that every thing in their movie is fine, and keep making movies exactly like that. It's better if people know what's wrong with their movies, so they can take that knowledge, and improve.
There are over 2000 Madness movies on this site, if anyone would like to review their Madness movie, or someone elses who needs a fucking dose of reality, then post it here.
Since this is front page, I know it will attract some attention from the regular Madness haters, who would most likely say "oh you're a hypocrite". Well, that was a year ago, back when Neurosis 3 came out and I got all shit faced at the negative reviews, I'm not like that now, so yeah. And to those who may think that I'm doing wrong by writing these reviews telling them how to get better, which may result in more Madness movies, you are an idiot. Either way, there would still be Madness movies, and you people need to think about which is better, more shitty movies, or more good ones.
I leave you with my BMW 7 Series, N***a.