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[Madness Oviation 1]

You need to learn how to take fucking criticism.

Seriously, shut the fuck up with all this "OH THE REASON ITS SLOW IS BECAUSE YOUR COMPUTER IS SLOW" or "YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION". Look dude, bitch, whine and complain that people don't like your movie all you want, but if you really want to get better at animating, then quit with all of the damned excuses. People write reviews to help you, not to make your life a living hell and torment you. When someone says "I didn't like this movie because *insert fully constructive reason here*" it doesn't mean "You suck go fucking die".
Now that I've gotten that out, now for the real review.
The movie just starts out of no where, no intro, nothing to explain the plot at all. It just starts out with some guy climbing from a trap door. There are a lot of extremely awkward positions that you have the main character in, ones that would be pretty uncomfortable and impossible for an actual human being. It looks like he's trapped inside an original box. The only animation is the character sliding across the screen, there is some feet movement but that's about it. Have him run through some halls then an extremely unexpected choppy ending. There was like, no thought at all put into the ending. It looks like a three year old got ahold of the computer and randomly placed Madness sprites everywhere.
That is really it, the movie its self was only 10 seconds. My suggestion, study Madness movies, good ones at least. Just watch them and focus on how the author animates the movement. Overall this looks like it was made in like 5 minutes. Spend some time on an animation. Don't just shit out a movie every few days, because in truth, no one really wants to see this. This is what gives good Madness animators a bad name. This is what basically ruins Madness. If you still want people to criticize your movies, upload them to a swf hosting website and link to it on your userpage.
And remember, stop taking criticism like the biggest damn insult.

Sparkslasher responds:

Ok.

[Madness Elimination 5RE]

I want you.

Hey that was pretty hilarious, the reviews are too. Gotta love that Metroid music.

[Madness Aggregation]

Perfect.

That was pure excellence. The animation was very smooth and great, exactly what I would expect from you. You made this episode very interesting, you added new enemies, weapons, and even some humor. Cheshyre's music was even better than before. The ending really caught me off guard, and I strongly look forward to future installments.

[On The Road]

GTA

That was pretty great. I loved how the opening had that classic "Grand Theft Auto" over head view. when the fight scene came I was very satisfied with the animation. You animated them properly, something that's usually not a normal around here. You did a good job with the speeds, and you did a good job at making them keep a constant movement. You could definitely become a popular stick animator along the lines of Xaio Xaio.

[Metroid Parody part 1]

The storyline and all was really bad.

I really didn't like any of the plot. The speech bubbles often contained poor grammar and unfunny sayings.
However, you get a lot of points for the animation. At first I was going to chew you out because I thought you had just recorded over you playing a game of Metroid and editing it. (In fact I'm still not sure) But either way, it looked like the actual thing, and the animation was so smooth too.
I also enjoyed how you did the title screen, with the NES glitching like that, pretty clever there.

[Metroid Confusion: Part 1]

I agree, this IS the best Metroid parody.

Everything about it was great, the voice acting, the animation, the 3-D, everything. While the Futurama sounds and songs may not have been the most original way to go with this, they still fit in nicely.
Meta Ganny rules.

[Metamorphosis (clay)]

Alright

Not too bad, It's actually pretty smooth. One thing I'd suggest is working beyond the random morphing, and working on an actual story.
I'm really just wondering how the light source stayed the same, the light was clearly coming from outside, but this had to have taken hours..

ATOMICCLOUD responds:

Not too long :D

Glad to see some Madness animators taking note of my clay work. On the topic of plot, i will get round to something in the not-too-distant future.

Until then, thanks for the review, and good luck with "Day of the Madness".

[Its a Tank!]

Very nicely done.

That was great, real television commercial quality stuff there. I loved how Tom knocked over all of the boxes and such. Very nice.
Also, Pico 2? I can't believe he's still working on it, I mean, it's been so long and I thought he abandoned it long ago.

[LEFT4LOL]

Entirely true, and made me laugh.

The animation wasn't half bad, the voices were pretty good, the humor was excellent (I actually laughed out loud a couple of times such as the friendly fire thing and the witch theme). But anyway, the way you expressed the annoyance of these bot behaviors only added to the hilarity and greatness behind the movie.
Very good.

[Random Insults 7IsUnlucky]

Yes

That was pretty good. The use of facts such as the "Hundreds of spammy blogs a day" and how he always sees things as a competition made the point of the movie and purpose a whole lot better. I would have probably added more facts about him though, just to get the main point across and give people who don't know him an idea of what he's about. But seeing as you haven't hated him for almost two years like I have, you did a really great job.

nggangsterpimp responds:

yea i really hate him this fucking much, but only recently like you said. thanks.