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[Bowja From His Cashle]

That may...

Have been the best thing that has ever crossed my eyes.
I feel like I have been born again. It was just so... So... inspirational.
Truly marvelous.

[MADNESS!?!?!]

It deserves more than a ten?

And apparently I have no taste because I hated all of it? Well you're right, I do have no taste... No taste for a bunch of short clips of poorly drawn, low quality mspaint drawings, but who does?
Obviously it was dreadful, the first clip, where it shows some actual animation, is horrible in almost all ways. The use of the EXACT SAME scream noise over and over again was quite annoying, not to mention the low quality graphics. Seriously, they were terrible. I have no idea how they could even be that horrible, seriously. Unless you print screened madness sprites, but even then I don't think they'd be THAT bad. The movements were also stiff and looked rushed.
Part two, what the fuck. Really pointless, more low quality sprites having seizures and a pointless picture of Jesus up in the corner, bah.
Part 3 : A couple of Hanks with colored glasses flashing, and a couple of poorly arranged characters made from using sprite sheets. Boo. Seriously, if you want to make a character, make it on your own, as in actually draw it. No one likes characters made from sprite sheets, sure it's okay to use the body and head sprites as a base to work off of, but using hats, and other clothing is a no no. However, I am very proud that you know what hand is left and which one is right. Good job.
Part 4 was the exact fucking same as part two so I won't even bother.
Part 5 A bunch of madness heads getting tumors and a pointless sound clip. That sound clip was used so far out of context that it's not even funny. It had NOTHING to do with the actual story.
Part 6, more characters. Horrible characters that is, seriously, the quality is shitty again, what the hell did you do to those sprites?? All of the characters were pretty generic and had looks as if they were directly from "Wootification". No real diversity, just plain old sprites.

Okay so that's it, there wasn't much to review, but now I need to tell you something. YOUR MOVIE DOESN'T DESERVE A TEN, YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK YOU ARE IN YOUR HEAD, STOP TELLING YOURSELF LIES.
No one likes a person like you who thinks they deserve such high scores and get mad when people actually give them constructive criticism. It's not like these people review your movies just to piss you off. They review it for a reason, they hated it and don't want to see more. Honestly, the only good reviews that are left on this movie are from retards who obviously suck ass at judging and are too generous to 5 everything that they see is Madness. The main point is, don't pay attention to the retards. Only pay attention to the negative reviews. Because if you don't pay attention to the negative ones, then you'll never learn any thing. You'll just keep reading and doing what the retarded reviewers tell you to, the wrong thing.
Read the negative reviews if you want to get better, you could read the positive reviews, but I wouldn't take them so seriously. The negative reviews are obviously coming from people who have experience, or have enough knowledge from watching the official madness movies to tell that this was not good at all.

Little-Red-Bear responds:

well,
I will be honest with you, the sprites were from a pretty old sprite sheet and the quialty of them were'nt brilliant, but anyway. thanks for the tips.

[Madness Day 2008]

Being a MadnessFag myself, I still found that hila

rious, nice work.

[Johnny Gear Solid]

Ah DeRosa.

Very nicely done, the characters were excellent.
Oh god the Ed, Edd and Eddy theme brings back so many fun memories.

[Portal Madness!]

It was okay.

The animation seemed pretty smooth, the use of camera panning was very nice. However, it was a real disappointment to see that you used backgrounds from "Portal-The Flash Version". The art was pretty bad, at least what you drew, almost all of the art was a traced bitmap. The tracer for the portal could have been much better. I was mainly disappointed at the length, you could have done so much with this. It is a great idea, however, someone else is currently making this, and he's been working on it for a year, so it should be nice and lengthy.

[Madness: Sniper's Rain]

The feet.

The feet seemed to be the only real thing wrong with it. They didn't move at all. You animated the body walking nicely but the feet moving would be much better. That's really it. Also one other thing would be to learn about kick back among different guns. For smaller guns like pistols, it would have a lot of hand movement, yet little to no body movement, and bigger guns like shot guns and rifles would have the type of kick back you had for the pistols.
So yeah.

nggangsterpimp responds:

a 7? thanks dude. yeah i have had quite alot of people tell me that the body movements are good but the feet arent,... all i need is a good way to move the feet and i would be great but. i havent found one yet. thnx. also thank you for the tips on the recoil. i will remember those in my next test or movie i decide to make.

[Madness Dissolution]

That would have actually been good

Had it not been so short.
Well, if you made the characters, they were actually very nice. But it's hard to tell if you did because of the art with the teddy bear, which was pretty bad. But I actually liked the characters, so points there. Okay, this first part, the walking, is bad. NEVER I repeat; NEVER EVER use movieclipped walking. Just animate it in the timeline, trust me, it will look much better and much more fitting. Also, the constant leaning of the body was a bad idea, normal humans don't constantly lean back and forth while walking unless they have some sort of issue. The bodies were kind of stiff at times, IE: Firing a shot gun with no movement except the hands.
The movie went by too fast, not enough action, it seemed like an okay idea, but it would be better if it were a full length movie rather than these random cut scenes thrown together of him shooting random people who no one knows. It was just too short, only like, 2 rooms. The ending was also pretty bad. You seem to know how to animate smoothly, so just work on reactions, and spend some time to make a full length animation and you should be fine.

[Madness: Origins]

Ok fuck everyone, seriously, fuck everyone.

This was fucking great. It was excellent, the story was pretty fitting, and you gave a good idea of the early days of the portal. The animation was pretty smooth too, the art could have been better, but I still enjoyed it. Too bad it's under-rated and is being voted down by over crazed madness faggots who think that changing the traditional no limbs at all thing is like an apocalypse.
I enjoyed it.

Zwickel responds:

You are smarter than most people around, thank you.